Broken Picturephone - 20/04/2022, 19:46:50
avery!!!'s Book
Page 1, avery!!!:
happy hour except it's for fruit juice
Page 2, Furei:
Slurping slurping having a good time, absolutely in love with all this good stuff, yum yum slurpy slurpy :)
Page 3, Aries:
who's that guy slurping up all the floor fluid anyway
Page 4, EmeliaK:
unfortunately according to our records that's the guy we call when we need a cleanup in aisle 10
Page 5, Joey:
Speaking of... Hey, aisle 10 guy! Someone broke a couple jars of baby food, go clean that up!
Joey's Book
Page 1, Joey:
Did you know?
Page 2, Aries:
A single Japanese radish gives enough energy to a human being to walk 28 feet
Page 3, avery!!!:
I am forced to have an IV bag filled with radish extract in order to live. However, there's a
Page 4, EmeliaK:
lot of logistical issues with squeezing the radish into the drip, not least of which is that blending it so finely gets really hot, and would cause shock if injected into the blood
Page 5, Furei:
...Wait a second, why inject it into the blood? Isn't this for eating? The heck is this all about all of a sudden...? Well whatever, I'll leave you to your devices. Carry on.
Aries's Book
Page 1, Aries:
Tower Unite's New Accelerate Update (again) Changelog
Page 2, Furei:
CASINO UPDATE NOW LIFE: New features includes GAMBLING YOUR LIFE AWAY! And also
Page 3, Joey:
you can eat your casino chips now, for they are now potato. We've also added
Page 4, avery!!!:
a flavor-changing mood ketchup. dip your cards in them and
Page 5, EmeliaK:
they turn holographic and then wet
EmeliaK's Book
Page 1, EmeliaK:
Once upon a the time there
Page 2, Aries:
was a Fesh Pince in the land, and now this is
Page 3, avery!!!:
conceived in west pipadepia, action of relaxing during time
Page 4, Furei:
Maxx "C"hill, fucking ballin' for a while; Dudes! Uh oh...
Page 5, Joey:
I just realized that if they draw their entire deck, they basically can't lose. Ah crap.
Furei's Book
Page 1, Furei:
[5:47PM // Clear] "Hey, Eria..." Wynn walked up to her sheepishly, "Do you, uh..." She hesitated before finishing: "Do you...
Page 2, EmeliaK:
...need your lawn cared for?", at which Eria stared blankly. "My lawn? On the Rhodes Island landship?" Wynn shook her head, clarifying "Not literally, more, uh, an euphemism for...
Page 3, Joey:
Oh wait, no, it actually is literal. Actual factual landscaping." Wynn went over to the shed and pulled out a
Page 5, avery!!!:
the first edible weapon!